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Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

(via squidwarcl)

woodmeat:

my name is timmy turner and i

peed in the ball pit at dashcon

(via pizza)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

tuhree:

"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

(via clannyphantom)

(Source: husssel, via clannyphantom)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via clannyphantom)

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

(Source: ki1lua, via clannyphantom)