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32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

(Source: oreoofficial, via circumcising)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon, via circumcising)

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

(via pizza)

svveden:

sick……

I want this tattooed on my lower back

(Source: tumboy, via gnarly)

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

(Source: kashimiru, via stability)